Ain't this the life?

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 16:40:23 GMT

I'm sorry. I'm schizoid, that's why...

Yuck!

Sat, 12 Nov 2005 19:12:38 GMT

Vicky is the type of person I want to kill. I want to rip out her guts, nibble her ears off, smash her brain. She should just shut up. Make up her own mind. And shut up again and do nothing. She is idle and stupid. I just want to throw her right into the next gully. That's the right place for her - that's where she should be.
Am I being inhuman? I want to throw her away anyway.

YOU stole my cigarettes!!

Sun, 06 Nov 2005 19:53:32 GMT

So yesterday I was at Niklas' birthday party. It was okay. Richard was so drunk and I fed him with Whiskas. Damian and Tom lived out their bondage fetish and then.. Richard was suddenly gone. He had run away. Before, he had blamed us for stealing his cigarettes. He had a little fight with Jan and didn't let him go until I told him he had not stolen his cigarettes.
After all... we didn't find Richard. He got lost forever!

Today I watched Corpse Bride. It just came out on 3rd October here. Awesome movie.

<3

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 23:22:27 GMT

Thanks Ashley for the lovely design.

Part in your play for today

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 21:26:00 GMT

Alright. It's fun to play Monty Python sketches in this very real life. Today I made two big frog eyes out of paper. With some scotch tape I put it in front of my eyes and went upstairs, knocked at the door of my brother's room and when he opened the door I put myself into that zombie pose and screamed 'Whhrraaaa!'. Well, it's not really a Monty Python sketch. Just the idea with those eyes came from the 'Yesterday we learned how to saw a lady in two halfes, today we learn how to saw a lady in three halfs.' sketch. You should have seen my brothers face. It's so damn funny when he's frightened. He has a spider phobia and so the most joyful thing is to run after him with a spider in the hands.

Does anyone know the shortmovie 'Boo'? It rules. I laughed. That's been rare lately.

Ist das alles?

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 16:08:34 GMT

I hate it when my phone rings. And when I eat something sour my right eye shuts.

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 13:06:39 GMT

Yesterday night I watched the Christopher Street Day. I like it because of the outfits many of the guys wear.

My mother just won't stop talking about Berlin and what I have to take with me. I already know that I need cups. And dishes. And a cooker.
She says I am not allowed to got out in the evening. Psh. Because I'm alone? I'll take an electric shocker with me. (That thing must be fun)

Yesterday I got my Electric Six CD. I once heard Gay Bar in the radio and I wanted it.

Oh I love the music video on the Ed Wood DVD.

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 20:38:54 GMT

There are glow-worms in my garden and I love them.

Well.. now it's for sure that I will move back to Berlin. And I will do it alone. It's weird. I'll be with my best friend bitch again. But I'm not in the mood now to tell you about her.

Anyway. Yesterday I went to the Electric Bar. I ordered a Heineken and sat down. And then he came in and sat down a desk next to mine. After a few minutes he came to me and we shot paper balls towards our waiter who only had one leg. He didn't find this very funny and so he called the police. After one hour the police came. But in these 60 minutes that guy and I talked about the human eye, The Cure, syntheziser, breasts and cucumbers. Then we went out the bar and danced. And then.. the police came. The waiter shouted that we were fascists and so the policemen arrested my new friend. While taking him away I took a photo. Look. You can see him and the policemen behind. And a piece of waiter.

Don't ask. I had my fun.

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 14:21:46 GMT

Oh look

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 18:18:42 GMT

Ooh I don't yet like the layout. It's so fucking serious. And these stars have this naive charme I can't stand. I'm good in getting outraged by designs.

i like to iron things.

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 17:28:51 GMT

this is a bleeding test